I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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