I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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