I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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