Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
