i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
this hospital has no fireball
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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its like you know when i get waxed
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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