Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her vagine was all disorganized.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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