I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Please, let me fuck your mom
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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