I CAN MOONWALK!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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