So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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