I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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