Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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