I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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