Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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