Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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