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• (248): View more from Michigan

  girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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  probs a good idea

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  i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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  you sure you're not high?

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• (845): View more from New York

  that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...

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• (516): View more from New York

  8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.

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• (858): View more from California

  He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.

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