i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.