is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.