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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

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  I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

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  you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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• (818): View more from California

  i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".

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• (951): View more from California

  We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.

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• (916): View more from California

  The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  "Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"

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• (714): View more from California

  Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing

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• (631): View more from New York

  She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I lost the right to judge tonight

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