Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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