your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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