Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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