I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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