Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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