i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
