Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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