I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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