Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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