Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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