Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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