watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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