What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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