I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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