the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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