Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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