shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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