There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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