so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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