Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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