ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.