Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.