I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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