Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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