My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We're too hungover to prance.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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