I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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