How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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