You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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