BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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