Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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