ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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No subtext here. People are naked.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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