All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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