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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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