Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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