there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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