eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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