JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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