I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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