I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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