We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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