Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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