Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
